Awards
introduction
Hello... My name is Bazz and I'm a horse. Not just any horse mind, I'm a big bloody horse and a very emotional one at that. I live in Yendon (which for those that don't know is near Ballarat in Victoria, Australia). This is my website and I hope you enjoy coming here, and checking up on me. I love company so don't feel like you are intruding or anything. |
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WHAT A STRAPPING FELLOW I AM
I’m bay with big brown eyes, impressive in stature at 16.3 hands, and I’m the real deal, top lineage sorta Thoroughbred. I was so fast my original name was "Get a Friggin Move On", I think it was a bit long so my owners just cut it back to "Lazy Sod". Now I am affectionately know as "the big doof" which I have to say I really like (I'm not sure what it means but I think it means fast and spirited.)
I was born a racehorse, I trained as a racehorse and I even ran a race or two. Actually I think it might have been just one. Anyway numbers are not that important. The thing is when you cut through the chaff, or munch on it even, I AM a mighty fine specimen of a horse and anyone that say's different, don't know horses.
My Dad, he thinks I'm brilliant and that's all that matters. Luckily for me he knows jack about horses because if he did, I have a feeling that my idyllic lifestyle might not be quite as picture perfect as it is. I know it's only a matter of time before he figures out I can't actually run to save my life either, but in the meantime it's all rosy in the paddock and that's just how I like it :)