BAZZA'S TOP TIPS

Don't get in the float straight away. Put up a half decent fight. Look really scared, back off and give the big sad eye thing and hey presto the hay will appear.

 

If you have to go in the mobile dunny might as well grab something to eat on the way in.


Tack room

Hey you can now purchase official Bazzy Boy merchandise from CAFEPRESS just click on any of the images to go to the store. I can just see you at pony club wearing a dressage is gay TShirt :) Go on you know you want to.

All proceeds will be donated to the "Feed Bazz" fund :)

 

My Tack and other stuff i likE

 
Someone is having a mid life crises and it ain't me! I'm a racehorse and there isn't much call for lassoing cattle on the final straight at Flemington, but if it makes you happy go for it. All you need now is a buddy to be an Indian and you are sorted


Wow cool, a Native American blanket to go with the cowboy saddle. You know that makes no sense at all don't you. Unless cowboys were in the habit of pinching the blankets off Indian horses to put under their saddles. Yes you are losing it.


Great!!! more weight. So what’s the deal? As if the saddle and your fat butt ain't enough. Go on don't tell me. Beer, your ciggies, your phone (oh and on that note, if you want to stay on, turn the vibrate off. I nearly crapped myself last time that went off).


Dad, you are just so embarrassing. Try sitting on me wearing it, go on I dare you.


PMSL That's funny :) That GPS thingy might tell you where you need to go (and I wish it would) but what makes you think I'm taking you there when it does??