Bazzy Boy

Hi I am Bazz and I am a horseaholic. Im a big strapping horse and a really fast racehorse type thingy. I am really blokey and all the mares love me :) I love my, opps your site and I think I am, err bugger, your brilliant!!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Wow you look great mate. You would have to be the best looking horsey ever to have come on this site!!! I bet all the mares go wild when they see you. You Dad must be so proud of you :)

NOBBY NO-NUTS

Hey there, I'm Bobby and just wanted to let you know I can run faster than you. Oh and I'm better looking than you!!!

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Hi there you woofty coloured, no knackers shortarse. Did I mention you have the pulling power of a Fiat Punto? Oh and you smell, go take a bath. Nob!!!

Merlin

Hi Bazzy
Pleased to meet you, My name is Merlin(Unicorn Wolkenbruish) Weird Part Aussie/German name. My mum likes to take me out on the dirt roads around Melbourne Australia. She likes to try to do that gay dressage stuff sometimes, but I would prefer to jump. Honestly all I really want to do is eat whatever she gives me. Makes me mad and she should always be here to give me hay, chaff, apples and carrots. Living by myself at the moment but happy to go and visit friends places sometimes, might come to see you one day eh?

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hey Merlin, quit the dressage stuff dude, not good for you. Makes your teeth fall out so you can not eat anymore and all that sideways walking makes your legs drop off. IT IS TRUE!!! No good that you are there all on your own, tell ya mum to put you in the mobile dunny and come see me, or I could always send Toothy over your way instead LOL He will drive you insane but at least you will have some company :) until you stamp on him that is. Oh and white socks, black shoes? Maaaate so so Eighties

CPR Cuttin War Bonnet (Shiloh)

Wasup there my bro? Im Shiloh and man the way youve got it, sometimes I wish it could be that way for me! I do it all, challenge the cows, jump the jump, and thats kinda it...Well a long time ago I was a fiesty lil thang but then I went somewhere and woke up and I hurt, nothing changed really, just hurt. And just recently, I went to the same place and woke up feeling naked! What happened to me? I live in Hamerica and my girl is Chick, my owners friends horse, man that quarter chocolate palomino is some fine stuff! But we arent allowd to have any kids and I dont know why. But whenever your owner gives you a bath, try drinking the fuzzy liquid in the bucket. Its delicious! I love it when I get to jump and show off to the girls. The shows are amazing, except when Chick goes. I cant speak a word to another horse or *shabam* right across the flank. Well thats are for now Bazz, have fun in Horsetraila!

-Shiloh(oh and I am ALWAYS P.S. I love you at shows in case you see me we can catch up on things)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Are you related to Toothy by chance? I have no idea what on earth you were going on about, I got the bit about me being brilliant, it was just the rest I didn\'t get. And what\'s with ghost horsie? That\'s too scarey for me :)

Legacy

Hey Im Legacy. Im a white/roan Quarab. I have a blue eye and a brown eye. I like to race (a ton!!) im not afraid of a lot cept for 700 lb. pigs following me. And water kinda dont like that. Getting out of my stall is so much fun and in the summer i do gaming and in the winter i um eat. Oh and i have the cutest girlfriend. Her name is Whisper.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

700lb PIGS!!!! No bloody wonder you like to run. I\'d be running if I saw one of them as well :) 700LB PIGS WTF

Norman aka Address Unknown

Im a dark bay with one white foot. I work in a therapeutic riding program in Canada with Jessie, aka Keystone Yelp. Dont let her fool ya - she will lead you on and then give you the snub. She is a cute cookie, though, Ill give her that. I get my kicks out of being a very good therapy horse but a VERY mischievous horse otherwise. Tee hee. Your site has given me some very good ideas, thanks! Have you tried a split-gait yet? Your dad will hate it. Have your front legs do one gait and your back legs a different one.
I have a blog, too, but yours pummels mine into the dust. Mine is at www.thenormanfiles.blogspot.com - check it out and send me your tips! I think if I wrote it, instead of my silly mom, it would be way better.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

I do that already, cept I have a different gait going with each leg. My front left walks, my front right trots, my back left canters and my back right gallops, and mad dad goes flying and I laugh and he growls and I\'m making this all up and I\'m shutting up now :)

Almost Irish Babe

Hello! My name is babe and im a sorrel solid paint horse. And im a real diva. I live on a small farm in Connecticut. My only other equine friend is Lacie, shes a black quarter horse. Right now i have to stay in a small turnout so my knee will heel. Well what happened is i hurt my knee in a trailer and i needed surgery to take out the bone chips. But i feel much better now. Something i dont feel i get fed enough of are alfalfa cubes i LOVE those guys oh and Wheat Thins those are delicious! Theres not much to say about myself so im going to end. Ta ta for now folks!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Oh your sooooooo cute, look at that lovely blaze and nose and stuff :)

Wy East (Wiley)

Hey Bazz! My names Wiley and Im typing this on the way to my new home. Mom just sold me (thats whos E-mail is up there). Im not sure why yet. I think it may have been because I bit Man-Who-Brings-Me-Carrots on a trail ride. Old Mommy says Im fat sometimes, and she was really sad Monday night, all crying and hugging me. The next day, Tuesday, some people came and put me in a trailer. Now Im in my new home, but I still miss little Mom. Your so lucky you are a stallion ><; I was stalled next to a HOT hanoverian mare named Rhaigan, and she kept saying I was to short for her, but I mean come one.... LOOK AT MY MANE <3
Peace Bazz; Your a pretty intense TB.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

LOL you bit the man that gave you carrots??? Bold move dude, that\'s shows courage, stupidity too :) but that\'s right up there.

Artic Chill aka Chilly

My previous name before my Mom was Ba Ba Bam. Which is exactually what I will do to you if you try and get on my back!! I am fearless.....sometimes. I will do anything to be the center of attention. Even if I have to take your hat and run away with it like a prize for all my buddies to see. I think its great fun to nip my Moms bum as she tries to clean out my hooves....hehe. My Mom has this giant air sucking thing that after I work so hard to be orange ( we have alot of clay) like the other horses she tries to suck my skin off. I gave it one swift kick and I have not seen it again. Be careful Bazzy, the skin sucking thingy could be coming your way!!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

What the??? If that big ball came anywhere near my paddock I\'d be hoofing it into the next state. You one brave dude :)

Stuff of Legends

Hey!! I am Stuff of Legends aka Stuffy or Legend!! I am very fast!! I will beat you, Bazz. My mom entered me in your race. Well, I love to run and jump so my mom calls me a steeplechaser- whatever that is:) Well, if you are ever in Maryland, give me a niegh!! TTLY

Legend

BAZZ RATING 9/10

Yawnnn. Oh sorry, wehere was I? Ohhhh yes. Take a good look at my butt cos you will get use to seeing it when I\'m miles ahead of you on the race track :) Anyway what sort of name is Leg End? LOL

Hercules

I am Hercules i am very hairy and i grow a nice moustache in winter. I love causing trouble and always run away from terrifying horse eating monsters. btw i think your AWESOME

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Hair-low Hercules :) That is one wicked hair style you have, you look like Toothy, hope you dont mumble like him :)

Gaston

Heya Bazz!!! Greetings from Denmark!
I\'m Gaston and I gotta tell you, I met the scarriest thing EVER!!! My mom and I were out walking a month and a half ago and there was this human. He was riding the freakiest 4-wheeled, loud, obnoxious, hissing beast I have ever seen. They came storming at me so fast I just swung around and tried to bolt - you know the feeling right? Anyway that stupid beast made me freak out and know I\'m stuck in my stall with a hurtin\' leg. The doc says it\'s the meniscus and I can\'t work for about a year, SWEET!!! the only downside is I can\'t go outside with my mares, but at least I don\'t have to get wet when it rains and I get spoiled a little in the food department if you know what I mean.

Anyway, great site!

oats\'n\'barley from
Gaston

BAZZ RATING 10/10

That\'s just wrong Gaston. I feel for you mate. You should have hoofed him off it and hurt his leg. Hope you get better soon and get back out to your mares :(

Elburs

Hi I\'m Lightning Bolt, although I go by LB, although mom calls me Elburs because she thinks the other two are too common. I\'m the light of her life, and she knows it. I was a ugly mess when I came to her, but she\'s prettied me all up and now I\'m the best little donkey around. I went to the States horseshow for 4H my first time out, and everyone thinks I\'m awesome for that. I can do everything the big horses can, just on a smaller scale. Mom says it melts her heart when I cry for her when she comes into the barn, but I do it because I know I\'ll get extra kisses. I\'ll wiggle my nose if I want a kiss, and I love pop ices and fritos. I\'m just the best little man, everrr :) This picture is me with my mom, she loves to kiss me and I love to be kissed :)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Oh deary me :) I so loves the donkey, just makes me wanna go SHUT IT DONKEY!! :) Well thanks for dropping by to say hello. We like donkeys here so you are most welcome.

Annie

I did like most horse! but for male types! I LOVE MY FOOD!! i am a cuddle bums as my mommy calls me

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Cuddle bums?? Cuddle bums PUHAHAHA that\'s so err sort of cute in a very strange way :)

Nelly

Hi Bazz,
my name is Nelly. My mum, Cally told me about you. She said your hot. I don\'t know what hot is, so I\'ll just have to take her word for it.
I was born today (25.1.08). The world is a strange place. I can never seem to find the milkbar...it\'s so hidden! There\'s a strange 2-legged horse (my mum calls it a \'uman) who comes and strokes me.
Laters,
Nelly

BAZZ RATING 10/10

OMG you are just sooooooo err little. Your not one of those little midget horses from the next paddock are you :) Your mom looks cute too. That\'s so sweet

Tontos Sno Eagle

Heya Bazzy! My name\\\'s Tony and I\\\'m an appaloosa. I used to be a three day eventer (so I had to do dressage a 1/3 of the time...bleh), but I am now retired and enjoying life with my own little herd...I am the boss horse of course. Can you believe that I used to be a bay like you, but with a little white on my bum? I decided to go white as it gives me a more distinguished appearance, don\\\'t you think?

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Man you look so white, were you really a bay or you just kidding me? I rekon the dressage made you go all white :)

GUS

well hello ther bazz. My name is Gus and I am a BIG fan! I think we would get along as we have alot of the same interests aaaand we are scared of alot of the same things aswell! not to mention being VERY popular with the ladies :D
any way loving your blog!

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Hi Gus wassup mate. You look like you are having fun in that big paddock, you in Australia, I have a tree like that in my paddock, when the sun goes down it makes a big shadow and chases me around the paddock :)

Albani

Greetings from wet and dreary Ireland Bazzy! My name\'s Albani and I\'m a posh dressage horse and showjumper. My Mummy also brought me hunting for the first time last November, and I\'ve been out several times since. I love galloping around and trying to show off in front of all the common Irish horses, I love jumping too although I feel the need to clear everything by a mile just incase there are monsters lurking beneath me. Got to go now, Bye!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Top of da mornin\' to ya there Albani. A posh warmblood eh :) Well you do look very posh I will give you that. I started hunting the other day to, not for animals and stuff but for somewhere to hide when I get scared, like under my dads arm :)

Bounce

Hi my name is Bounce, named after the beautiful trotting action I have.

My new mum sadly lost her horse late last year - Diamond Jade and I was the only horse she tried out. I really like my new home.

Mum said its really hard to get a good photo of me because my head is a different colour to my body and it looks odd in a photo - I think I\'m pretty sexy really with my lovely coloured coat.

I\'m teaching mum to ride western and we hope to do lots of treking together. I\'ve got some odd paddock mates too - Charlie (the giraffe who is 17hh) and Brechan Bach Perri (the gnome is only 11.2hh).

BAZZ RATING 10/10

What she talking about? I think you look great, different colored head is just so cool. I want one :) Actually I like my head so maybe not. Nobby would do well to have a different head, or at least the same head but with a different brain in it maybe :) Sorry to hear about Diamond Jade :(

Molly Moonbeam

Hi Baz, I was owned by a really nice riding school for over half of my life. I\'ve helped millions, zillions of people learn to ride and have given pleasure to lots of people - just like you. My new mummy bought me 18 months ago and we are about to start a new life just me and her (although 2 of my best friends, Jet & JJ, are coming with their mummies too). I\'m really looking forward to our new life cos I know I will get to rest a lot but I\'m a bit nervous too. When I feel scared I think of you and you make me smile and feel warm inside. Lots of love, Molly

BAZZ RATING 10/10

I love that name it\'s awesome, Molly Moonbeam :) Cool. Well I bet you are glad to spend just some time with the one \'Uman for a while eh? I used to have a lot of riders but much happier now it\'s just my dad.

Jessie aka Keystone Yelp

My mom adopted me for use in a Therapeutic Riding program that she teaches here in Canada. When I am not PMSing I am great with the kids. I am the smallest horse in our barn with the biggest attitude. I have many boyfriends in the pasture and doesn\'t matter on age.

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Hi Jessie hows it going over there in Canadia? Wish I could go there and also to see my friend Indy in Hamerica. Nothing wrong with being small, unless you are Nobby of course :)

Libby

Hi Bazz,
Guess what? I\'m a Thoroughbred too (as far as I\'m concerned, the only breed) and I live in Oz - up near the big banana! I used to live down in this place called Taree, with my boyfriend Ally; but I\'ve left there now and I\'m happily single (I\'ve gotten over my heartbreak).
I raced when I was a filly, and though I\'m fast enough to win, I didn\'t try - so I ended up as a girl\'s riding horse! I did mainly showjumping with her. Now I\'m with my new mum, who is training me up for eventing - fun!
I live with two other horses - another TB called Gemma (who really, really hates me!) and a ASH called Cally (who is pregnant - due in 8 days!).
I get ridden 1 or 2 a day, and I really enjoy it! You should come and live up with me, Bazz, then you might enjoy being ridden too!
The one problem is, when it rains, we can\'t go riding. Apparently my mum is thinking of getting an indoor paddock for riding! Except there\'ll be no grass :(
I often go in the moving stable, to this place with lots of other horses. There\'s an indoor paddock there, except there are horses on the walls! There\'s a sexy TB there called Peter, and he\'s already asked me out twice! Except, I\'m waiting to see if you\'re free.
Loved talking to you!
Libby xxxx

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Ahh Libby you are just so sweet. Thanks for thinking of me. I\'m single again now cos Cherry isn\'t here any more and it\'s just me Nobby no-nuts and toothy the stealth hobbit. Did I tell you I raced too :)

Celeste

Hi Baz! You are SO handsome! My friend Indy raves about you and I can see why! Mom\'s mad at me right now so I have to make this quick. We don\'t have a spa so I thought I\'d just climb into the watering trough (all fours!) and take a little dip! She\'s mad \'cos I make it all muddy. Hasn\'t she ever heard how good mud is for the complexion? Oh well, just wanted to say hello!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

PUHAHAHAH Snort PUHAHAHA did you really?? That is fantastic. I bet Indy was laughing so hard. I likes Indy he\'s so cool. I\'m still laughing thinking of you in your mums spa :) :) OMG PUHAHAHAHHA

Caesar

Hi Bazz, my name is Caesar and I come from the Kingdom those crazy \'umans call Rhode Island. I love your blog and my mum reads it all the time and tells me what good friends we would probably be if we lived on the same continent. My true love is food, but I have a girlfriend named Glory. I let her think she runs the show here but I\'m really the boss (obviously). Us boys have got to keep those females in check!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

yeah yeah the Alpha mare thing, what\'s that all about then? I have shared a paddock with so many mares and I\'m still allways the boss of the paddock, I guess we should let them think they run the show eh :) You look a lot like me!!!!

Lolgar

hey there bazzy Boy im Lograr and my mum says im the battiest thing shes ever sat on!! she loves me really though hehe=] here is a list of things im scared* off: jump stand, poles (coloured or rustic), children, old people, chairs, trees, pony poo, whips, my tack... MY STABLE AAAH!! *of course its only an act to warm up my human!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

LOL You are nearly as scared of everything as I am :) I\\\'m scared of my paddock sometimes especially with those stealth hobbits in the paddock next door, they are really scary and strange with it

Jens Touch of Mist ie. Misty

howdy! im misty, a beautiful little mare all the way from canada! i am loved by my 16 year old mommy and we have been together for 3 years! i also wear a western saddle like you, and trail riding is my favorite thing even though i am a big chicken, but im working on it. i dont know why i cant just stay in the arena where all the evil things cant get me! i have a special walk which is really smooth but i look kinda funny doing it. i actually cant trot, but i just learned how to canter! i like to hang with my moms other horses, although none are as cool as you :) talk to ya later

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Misty Must be cold up there in Canadia. I think I must be a Tennessee Walking Horse cos my Dad says I can\'t trot either :) Say g\'day to all your moms other horsies for me and thanks for dropping by. Your cute ;)

Alibi

My mom was the first person to ever get on me when I was only three. She says I can do EVERYTHING like you Bazz! I win Championships in Jumping and English riding. But I\'m fast too! I even ran a 27 once in Barrel Racing!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

I ran a 27 as well. 2 minutes and 7 seconds. We must both be champions then :) My Dad rids me Western, which is funny cos he\'s English, and we live in Horsetralia. All very confusing :)

Bandit

hi bazzy boy,
names bandit im an ex racer and i am dying to meet ya. my owners treat me like a prince you know i get all this care, brushing, feeding(not to much im on a diet) and all that AND you should see my paddock not meaning to brag. id love to come live with you for a lil while. get away from all these people that are checking me out all the time. i think im for sale but im not yet sure. i would love to meet you, you could teach me some tricks for a retired racer so i wont have to get sold cause i dont want to i love my home
see ya bazz

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Don\'t run anywhere, in fact don\'t even trot. No-one will buy you then and you can stay where you are. If it\'s looks like they will sell you to a grotty home, get them to build a website about you and they will never be able to sell you :) Works for me hehehehe

Pride (before a fall, you know ;)) Mum is constantly bucked off...

I just love your domain! Fancy a whole place online for yourself! Mum writes a blog too and she claims it\'s about me - at least, I think she\'s referring to me when she talks about the \"barrel with legs\", but you know, I think it\'s all about her travels with other horses. She\'s going to give me a complex!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Ha ha , Pride before a fall. I love that. Maybe that should be Jacko\'s new name :) What on earth are you doing to your head , that\'s so funny.

Mo

Hey Bazz, greetings from the lone star state of Texas. Mom had to send this in when she found your site, not that I mind. I\'m a barrel racer, and I saw your video, you\'re not to bad! Maybe it\'s \'cause we both have some pretty awesome blood lines, not that mine are off the track persay. Keep an eye out for me at the National Finals Rodeo in Las Vegas, I\'ll do you proud!

-Mo (Martha Ole)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

You mo!! Hows it going over there in Hamerica. Hope you do real well at the championships, happy to give you some tips on barrel racing if you need some help :) Don\'t stop to eat and don\'t jump out of your skin when you clip a barrel. Oh and run :)

Grace

Seasons Greetings from Alabama! Mom made me wear these silly reindeer antlers! Geesh!
Merry Christmas Bazz! XOXO...

BAZZ RATING 10/10

RATFGMRD - Love it, you look so Christmassy :) Merry Christmas to you too Grace and hope you have a warm and belly full year next year .. Kisses,, Bazz

Barney\'s Dancer

Hi Bazz,
I\'m Bella and I\'m 3. I live in England and it\'s a bit bloomin\' cold here at the moment ! I\'d love to visit Oz because it\'s warm there now. I\'d also like to meet you , coz we\'re both ex racers and we\'re both related to Danzig. I think you\'re very handsome too. I live with a few other horses, including Solo who told me about your site, (Welsh pony reckons he\'s not afraid of anything but wears pink-and yes he has done dressage!! LOL) I\'ll be doing some jumping one day, dont know if I will have to do dressage, I hope not it looks well dull! Right now mum says I just have to look pretty, eat, have a bit of a trot now and then and grow That\'s the life huh! Take it easy Bazz, Luv Bella xxx

BAZZ RATING 10/10

I seen you earlier, you sneaking in twice eh :) Well your cute so I\'ll let you :)

Dancer

I\\\'m not sooooo pretty as that Jazz girl but I\\\'m a lot more sensible.....Mom says so.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Dancer, well it\\\'s early days you are still young and I\\\'m sure you will blossum into a gorgeous mare before you know it. Have a happy Christmas.. Bazzy

Rio

Intelligent, sexy, damn good looking and looking for a reeal man. No Nobby no nuts for me!!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Or Jacko the Spacko then :) Only one real man in this paddock. I loves your color and that, you look a bit like Cherry but taller

Bella

Hi Bazz,
Please excuse the mud, it\'s hard work bein a princess! We\'re related, Northern Dancer\'s my great-grandad. I tried. racing but it didnt suit me either. Funny when you consider our relatives! Anyway, now im just chilling, growing, pestering my mates out in the field, next year i\'ll do some jumping! Mum saw the pics of your rash mate, hope ya feel better soon! Luv Bella in the UK

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hello cuz, or great cus or whatever :) Thank your mum for thinking about me, it\'s all gone now so I\'m feeling much better and all that. I love your blaze looks cute

Victor

Hi Bazz...

My mom just road your dad a mail, I think? And I wanted to send my greetings too...

My mom says that im gonna be a very good dressage horse... yearh, maybe... But I would rather eat that stick she?s riding around with... I love to chew on everything, hmm but my mom is always telling me, that horsies are not allowed to do so... Dammit...

Well... I?m only 4 years old, so maybe ill learn not to taste my way trough life...
That was a little about me...

Bye bye from Denmark...

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Victor. Dad said he can\'t remember seeing your mums email but he\'s had computer thingy problems and stuff. You look pretty cool. My Dad said he had an oldenburger in McDonalds the other day, it was all cold and yuk :)

NT Figaro (also known as Sam)

My mum tells me that im the most booootiful boy in the whole wide world and I just looooove her to bits as well specially when she gives me my breaky and tea......im only a scaredy cat when my mums mums horse tries to bite me he can be abit nasty to me and he makes me want my mum.....other than that im a big strong unscaredy cat

BAZZ RATING 10/10

My golden rule is bite first and run fast :) Seriously he\'s being a big bully, sneak up behind him and give him the biggest bum bite you can and then leg it :)

Holly

Hi Bazz, great site! This is me and my sister Penny - she's on the left. We're totally with you on the killer bags and four legged numnahs. Our mum and dad sent us out in this to have fun! But who's stolen all the grass?

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Pardon my French but bugger that :) That's way way too cold for me. I like the sun and the warmth and stuff like that. Hope you have plenty of food and keep yourself warm and all that

The Cheese

My mom is one of those PNHers like your dad. You know, the orange stick and white ropes and all. It's okay with me. She gets all excited when I put my foot on the cone for her. Gets me out of more strenous work. HA

BAZZ RATING 10/10

You put your foot on the cone?? OMG don't let my Dad hear you say that or he will have me back in the arena doing all that stuff again :) Mind you it's getting warmer now and I love spending time with my Dad

Irish Bailey

Yo! im bailey used to be a racehorse myself however mummy decided im a bit of a wimp and tought i would be best trying something else. ... so now im training to be a showjumper. Think your really cool mate and im well jealous of your site - its awesome!well hope you wanna be friends.
Bailey (wannabe showjumper)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Whoa look at you jumap and stuff, you are half way there already. Good effort. I can jump too, not sure that high though cos I always close my eyes when I jump :)

Grace

I'm a big, beautiful bay and I live in Alabama - Heart of Dixie ya know. I spend my days on the farm munching in the pasture with my buddies. Mom comes to see me nearly every day and I always get a treat. I'm still trying to figure out why she wants me to these silly figure 8's in the ring - I thought she could count higher than that by now! Anyway, she loves me bunches and I enjoy going on the trail rides with her. I like to see her jump when I pretend to be scared of a rabbit! hehe... By the way, those bags of death are nothing - mom showed me that, but ya gotta watch out for those little boxes on posts - never know what might jump out and get ya. Here's a picture of me getting kisses from mom!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

well helllllo Grace, you look yummy. I've never seen a Tennessee Walker before. I walk everywhere so maybe I should start a new breed called Buninyong Walker what ya reckon? Don't tell Cherry about the yummy bit or I'll be in all sorts of bother :)

polo

im polo :-D am absalutly nuts nd get spoilt of my mummy :D a love been all hyper on cherry tango :D and stealing my mummys roll and potatoe scone :D a hated my past life as i wasnt treated nice:'( but now am at a home were my mummy loves me :D:D i love making new friends :D and jumping :-)! xx

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Owww you so cute, love your colors and stuff, man you eat a lot for a little thang :) Glad to see you are a nice home now, makes all the difference eh.

Staffy

A big long orange bus, with two white socks and a sweet kind heart.My great-grandfather was Ribot, and sorry if is not to much. Now mom is to busy with work, so I'm with oncle Mick now. Pigmeus is my brother, not bad.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Orange buses with socks on? What the? You look like Bobby but I bet your much bigger than him, actually I think our dog is bigger than him

Keeper

Hi Bazz-
I'm Keeper. I live with my buddy Tolkien (who is on stall rest, so he gets all sorts of attention) my Mom and Dad, 2 hayheaded pygmies, 3 dogz and a bunch of katz. I'm an Appaloosa and have spots on my bum that look like snow. Love your blog and it cheers my Mom up when she is having a bad day(so thanks for that!)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Keeper, gee you have a stable full over there, sounds like my place. I have two big 'Umans, 5 pygmies, 5 horsies + me, 3 cats and a satans puppy. Least you don't have a love heart on yer bum like some people around here

Bill

hey bazz. your blog rocks!
i have heaps of girlfriends. i like all the new girls but i am not afraid to snap them into line when need be. my mum tries to get me to do dressage but i try to send hints that i dont like it. jumping is much more fun :) or goin flat chat up the hill

BAZZ RATING 10/10

OMG what are they making you wear? That's like bright pink, tell me it's not!!! I hope it's testostorone raspberry or something like that :) Don't do dressage mate or they will start brading your hair and calling you Billinda

father ted

hi bazz

i'm a big hairy cob that lives in northern england

have to be hairy cos it's caad up here

mam wants me to do dressage but i divvent want to turn gay!

HELP

BAZZ RATING 10/10

OMG what have they done to you, did they shave off all that furry stuff, you look pretty cool though, I have two girlfriends who are clydie x's, Best way to get out of dressage is act all manly like me and strut around with your head in the air, neighing I'mmmmm not gayyyyy!!! :)

Yo (Wyoming Snow)

Hey Bazz- Love the site man- Cool to see so many hot fillies! I live with 5 other boys but they know who's boss! I used to have to do all sorts of silly show stuff ( I was really good!)but mom finally came to her senses and we just trail ride. (fast walk towards home too!)I also take care of her Pygmy ( he is actually my little brother so mom says I have to take care of him- bummer) That is him in my picture I really wanted to bite him but mom was watching...*sigh* But she took me away from stupid humans who didn't feed me so I guess I can put up with the pygmy for her. Virginia is a cool place to live. It doesn't get too cold and it gets dark early so I get to lounge around all week. I get lots of apples and carrots and sometimes peppermints- not too many as they make me a bit crazy. I also love diet coke and gatorade. I have a cool t-bred girlfriend down the road and she it really cool and cute. (But not as cool as me.) I wish I had all the cute fillies you do Bazz! CU L8TR- The Yo man

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Yoh yo :) You look cool in a unicorn without the horn sort of way dude, bet the girls love you over there. Do you get to hide in the snow and jump out on 'Umans and all that stuff?

Nadjii

Greetings from Cool, California-You can come and stay at my place if you ever want to compete at Tevis. The trail is kind of hard though-I'll show ya the ropes. hugs and kisses, Nadjii

BAZZ RATING 10/10

I don't mind hard trails, we have a few of them here, mind you the flat paddock is a bit of a challenge some days hehe

Paddy

I just love to jump screw dressage bucking, rearing that's the fun way to go about things Like doing cross country and there was a two legged bird I decided it looked stupid and started chasing it Youre quite a looker tho Im not interested in guys

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Screw dressage LOL yeah you rock :) I chase the paddock panthers around but not chased a bird yet though :)

Dundee

HIIII!!! I'm Dundee and I love your page. I think your very tall and handsome. ooooohh yeah... I have a girlfriend, her name is Sox and shes pretty hot.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Do you fight Crocodiles? Or are you from Scotland? Anyway nuff of you, where is Sox? what's she look like? what's she wearing?

Mystery The Morab

I was born by accident on 100 acres and was pretty hungry until age 5 when my human saved me from the meat man. She needed me to take care of her because of sadness in her life and promised me I would never starve again or live in a stall if I promised never to bite or buck her off me. We both had alot to learn and are now good friends and partners for life. I live on a nice pasture in Petaluma, northern Ca and I LIKE your blog! MysteryTheMorab

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Mystery, what a great story!!! Glad you are with someone that loves you heaps and stuff. 16 years is a long time to be with a 'Uman. Hope Dad still loves me in 16 years :)

Skeeter

I am a very smart, very attractive, perfect Appaloosa mare. You are never fully dressed without some spots. My mom says I'm a cow, but what does she know? I even let horse eating pygmies ride me in lessons.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hope you told your mum you think she is one too :) Actually that's not a good idea, my mum would get the stock whip out if I said that :) Well thank's for dropping by Skeeter

Panzer

Hey Bazz! I'm Panzer, but my hunan oh-so-affectionately calls me Moose. I like to jump (rather, hurl myself over the fences) and gallop (particularly up the hill to the barn). My favorite thing to do is trail riding, especially when I get to lead all the itty bitty pony things around. I love your site, too. Keep on blogging!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hey Panzer, are you like built like a tank or summink? I know Bonny our Clydie is LOL. My favourite part of trail riding is the walk home as well , funny that :)

Pebble

My grandad is Dancing Brave, making my great gandaddy Northern Dancer, just like your good self. We certainly inherited some great looks.
I got a raw deal though and live in cold Scotland! I was bred to hurdle but I didn't reach the track because my mum bought me and she wants me to event or something weird like that. I would have been a great legend though I am sure. Now that my Mum is backing me I like to show her in the field just how super fast I can go and still buck at the same time!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Ochi the noooo laddie, bet your freezing now eh :) Must be getting near your winter, bugger that... I'll just go lie down in the shade and think of you :) later cuz and take care in that cold yeah!!!

Kai

Hi Bazzyboy.. I'm Kai... I am a chilled out sorta chappy.. however Like yourself here in England we also have the Trucks of Doom..I have to live with 4 legged nummnahs..sometimes they get into my paddock.. but its the ones out on the trail you have to worry about.. they are the dangerous ones.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

My Dad has got the four legged numnah sorted out, he pulls all their legs and their heads off and puts them under my saddle to stop it rubbing :) If they keep bothering you, stamp on them and blame the truck of doom LOL

Njuro Boy

My mum says that I am her baby, but she forgets that I am nearly 5 years old and so I can't really still be her baby, can I? But as long as she continues to treat me like her baby I don't really mind 'cos the treatment is pretty bluddy good all 'round! I am starting to be ridden at the moment, and I am going to be "the best bluddy endurance horse in the world" according to Mum. My daddy is the current best bluddy endurance horse in the world so I have got a lot to live up to. Such pressure! I don't mind being the best bluddy whatever in the world, but having to run 160km in under 9 hours is gonna to be a tough call. But if daddy can do it, I spose I can too. I know that you won't really like this idea Bazzy, but we can't all be paddock paintings like you. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

What the??? 160km's in under 9 hours?? why on earth would you go that for? Sounds a bit too much like hard work if you ask me. I do endurance but it's like 1.6km's in just over 9 hours, much more impressive. You try doing that :) Bluudy tiring I can tell you. Well I hope it all goes well and you become a champ like me, then yer Mum will give you loads of carrots too like my Dad does for me

Spirit

Hi Bazz, I'm Spirit and I live in California. I think you are awesome, sure wish I could meet you. I think we'd be a great match (that palomino in my picture thinks he's my boyfriend, but he cannot compare to YOU)! Oh, my mum makes art too--she asked me to tell you that she finds your mum's work "full of energy and movement and extremely compelling," or something like that.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

I think the word you were looking for is crap :) LOL OMG my mum is so going to kick my butt for that :) Really she is a good painter especially her horsies and stuff. I can't see the Palamino in the pic, I can only see you :) Don't tell Cherry I said that. I think I better just shut up before I get in more trouble :)

Dublin

Hey Bazzy!
I'm Dublin. My mama, a 12-year-old girl who rides at my barn, says I'm the most beautiful baby she's ever seen. I used to be a naughty pony but she showed me how fun jumping is an now I love it. Mama loves me lots.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Dublin, hows it goin there mate. Nice to see the pygmy is looking after you :) Hope you have fun jumping, I does that sometimes and it's really cool cos dad gives me a carrot afterwards, tell your mum you need more carrots cos they make you jump higher, that's why rabbits can jump to the moon!!

moose

Hi Bazza
My name is Moose Im a big spunky 16.2 standy gelding.
My mum rescued me from my last human who was trying to starve me to death. They reckon I was hard to keep the weight on so they gave up and just stopped feeding me.
I luv my mum and she luvs me. We have been together now for 4 years
See what a spunk I am in my piccie Nice butt hey :):)
Bonnie used to be my girlfriend :):):)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Moooooooooooose hows ya diddling mate. So come on spread the goss, what's the low down on the BFM Bonnie then? You must have some stories. I think my Dad saw you the other day, he was saying something about some hunk of spunk that looked real cool, hang on, that was me... oh well

Tristolier (aka: The Poofmeister)

Why hello there Bazza...
My name is Triss and I'm a tough tall muscley poofmeister from Melbourne, Australia. You know, we kinda look alike, pretty boys and all. Mum says I'm a snob like that (I like pretty boys). I won $100,000 on the racetrack and can't wait to get back there.

A healthy lifestyle is important to me. I keep myself fit by walking the fenceline impressing the chicks with my greek adonis like body.

When I get bored I practice aerobics. Do you like my leotard? Its designer. I even do aerobics with my mum jumping cross country, then I show her how how good I am at racing fast. I think she really loves it.

Lastly, I like being brushed, it makes my muscles look all shiny. Don't you think I'm shiny? So long story short, Bazz I think you're totally hot to trot man but you like girls (any chance you'd swing for me honey?) so do you think you can put in a good word for me with Nobby or Spacko Jacko?

Love your work man,
Regards, Triss
(aka: The Poofmeister)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

OMGGGG!!!! It's a tranny, love the dress :) That pic is so awesome dude. Shame you are not a chick, Nobby would go wild for you though :) Mind you that's some impressive money stuff you won and did you buy loads of carrots with it?

Usual Suspect (Chester)

I live in Upstate New York with a bunch of horsey buddies, but I am not allowed to play with any of them. I was put in solitary confinement after flipping one of them over the gate, not once, but twice. Hey...if ya can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. I am a bit naughty, but, once my Ma puts a saddle on me and flaunts me around the show pen, I am a perfect gentleman. When the announcer calls out the results for the first place ribbon, I don't wait for Ma to nudge me forward to get my prize. I automatically know it's gonna be me because, well, just look at what a big, freakin' stud-muffin I am. I'm glad to meet you, Bazz. It's nice to know another studly gelding that has it all goin' on. There are so few of us in the world.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Total respect!!!! Flipping a horsie over the gate? LOL, twice? PUHAHAHAH You da man. Couldn't borrow you for a while could I? Have a couple of horsies in mind that could do with a bit of gate flipping.

Rockytop

I am one hot colored boy...all the girls love me and I love all the girls, no matter what breed or color they are. I love to run and show off my legs but most of all, I love to eat....

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Go Rocky!! Go Rocky!! Man you look like you are having so much fun I'm dizzy just looking at you :) You sorrta look like a cow though but hey you can't all be perfect like me hehe

Bonny (Ex Paddock Buddy)

Hiiiiiiiii Bazz. You are just so damn sexy!!! You are heaps better than those other geldings in the paddock. So glad your Dad bought me just so I could come and be with you :)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Oh Bonny. You big thing you. My Dads good like that :) You take care of him when he\'s riding you otherwise the big doof will start getting on me again LOL

Sharp Copy (Xerox)

Hey, cutie! I live kinda near Chicago. My Ma says we're some kinda cousins (same 3X great-grandfather). And you got a crib collar on in one of your pix-- Oh, we've got so much in common!

And I bet you've got a sexy accent...

I'd race you... cutie.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Sharp Copy..LOL Just love the name. How about you pop over with some of that Pizza eh!. My Dad says that chicago pizza is the best in the world. Did you check out my cribbing statue LOL How funny is that.

Red Hot Sweetie

I have had a rough life and I was so happy when my human found me !!! I was unfortunate to fins myself with some one that only wanted me because of my beauty, but they seemed to forget that i need to eat and stuff so I was basically starved. Luckily my mom found me and whisked me away from all the growling tummies and shivering nights, she taught me that all humans aren't so bad. Now the only thing that I have to get used to is the attention that she gives to the other horses that she rescues and forgets about me for a little while, but she always comes back to me ,,, because she knows I'm the best!!!! By the way your kinda cute to, not as elegant as me, but you definitly have potential !!! My tail is a swishing!!!! Wink Wink

BAZZ RATING 10/10

LOL quit with the swishing tail you'll get me in trouble hehe. Well sounds like you have a nice home now. Not nice when I hear about horsies that have had bad homes. I'm real lucky cos I had Amy and my dad and they both have looked after me good

Dad could feed me more though :) Not that I'm starving i just love that feed he gives me.

Ari

My name?s Ari (Wilcree Darius Rex - perleasse!), I?ll be 4 next January and I live in Strath Creek, Victoria, with Bob, who?s a boring old dude who won?t play with me, and pretty-boy Jarrah. Man is he mean. Plays an OK game of bitey-face though. And he?s not bad at rip-yer-kneecaps-off. They tell me I?m a Warmblood with pretty good jumping lines. Who knew blood could jump? They try and make me do that dress-argy-barge thing too, but I?d rather leap tall buildings in a single bound. When I grow up I?m so gunna be like you. The dogs bollox rock.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

That looks so totally cool dude!!! Looks like you are having a whole heap of fun on yer own, who needs annoying paddock mates when you can have that much fun without them.
Try and keep away from that dress-argy thingy wotsit, not good for the image :)

Sunny(Foxhill Sunstorm)

Hi Bazzy,

I think that I am a pretty good jumper but my rider hasn't started jumping me really high YET because she is a bit nervous. I am also a very good Mounted Games pony and I can go REALLY fast!!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Sunny Ahhh time my friend :)
Wont be long before she has you jumping some decent fences.
Not sure why you would want to though, sounds like hard work to me :)

April

Ay bay bay.
I'm April and awesomeness is me. I like to eat, sleep, and sometimes walk. There's an Appy gelding who thinks I'm his girlfriend, but little does he know that I have my eyes on you. (; What you doin tonight?

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Cutie hows it going. I'm not doing much tonight so maybe I could come over and say hi. Appy gelding? Nahhhh you need some good bay TB lurving

Sassy

HI, I just found your site!!! So far I love it! So I was wondering if you think my mom is trying to sell me?..... I love my mom, and I don't think I woould hurt her on purpose, but I might have..... We were walking around the arena (indoor) minding our own business, mom did not have her attention on ME, as grandma was there to visit me and chat w/ mom....So to get her attention, I stepped left really fast.. and mom (I'm trying not to laugh), feel off me, and hit the ground HARD, she screamed for grandma, saying she could not move....I WAS SO SCARED that I broke my mom... Some lady grabbed me and to me to my cross ties... grandma untacked me, and Dan the barn owner to me right out side.... Mom was crying alot... She went to the doc's and the doc said she was luck she break every bone in her rear end... Since then mom rarley comes to see me and I over heard her talking about finding a dead broke horse.... Sure hope she don't mean, me to be dead.... What can I do to get mom here more???

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Oh my Sassy, what ya done babe? My Dad came off me a couple of weeks ago and landed on his back and he was hurt but he's ok now. I think maybe your mom has lost her confidence a little. Doesn't mean she's scared of you just maybe a bit worried you might do it again.
I'm always shying and jumping when my dad rides me so he's sort of use to it, but they say your not really a good rider until you have fallen off heaps. If you have never come off your just sitting on it.
Maybe your Mum can spend some time doing some ground work with you to re-build some trust both ways. I think she should try riding you a little though, and if she does you should behave otherwise she might sell you and you don't want that eh?

Oscar

My name is Oscar. I'm only tiny at the moment and love to sleep and eat. Mummy said I'm going to grow up big and strong like you.
I know that I'm a mighty fine stallion but mummy keeps calling me her 'future riding gelding'.
Help!!!!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

OMG that's just soooo cute. Not having your nuts chopped off, you I meant :)

Buddy

I am a beautiful Palamino - mommy can't post a pic because she doesn't know how. I live with two mares - Justina and Missy. They are my frens. They belong to a friend of mommy's. I think I was born in Texas - I now live in Nevada.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Buddy, hows it all going? Shame you couldn't send a pic cos you sound real cool. Bet you are starting to get a bit cold over in Hamerica now or does it stay warm in Nevada? Bet it's fun riding in the dessert and those big canyon thingies.

Jack

I am smallest but fastest in my entire herd (only 3 horses and me). I am not saying that I am faster than you, just am fastest in my herd, just like you. I am not racehorse, but I will be barrel racer someday...but you will be faster than me anyway. Mum got me jump over the fence, only 2?3? or so, so easy. Then, I jump it over with no problems. Mum think I will make a good jumping horse in the future as I am only 2 years old now. Mum want to tell you that she loves your blog...and I do too!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Woooohooo go Jack!! And no your not as fast as me :) looks good though, I can barrel race, did you see my video

Barney

First off, love your attitude man! I live in the far north of Canada so didn't actually get gelded, just froze my nuts off! Gads. I'm stuck in a herd of those tiny turds called miniatures. Mom loves them and talks to them all cutesie and everything. She had better not try that with me. I have to spend my winter with a 30" ankle biter that still has his knads. How degrading but I did knock him down a peg by taking a dump on him. lol. You should have seen his face. Anyways, I am happy to have finally found someone who thinks like me!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Wow how cool do you look dude, your like huge and stuff. Got move having a poo on the minatures, I tried that with one of the horse eating pygmies, didn't go down so well LOL. I'd love to go to Canadia and Hamerica, I have lots of buddies over there

Nimue

Hi Bazz, you want to know things about me ok. My owner like to call me Nimue Hilton (like Paris Hilton) just because I own a rug for almost everyday of the week ;p I have a really dumb owner who wants me to do dressage! I?d rather be a race horse or a broodmare but she won?t let me anywhere near the three stallions near my paddock.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Dressage is just sooooo gay :) I'd rather be having babies than doing dressage too hehe.

Cooper the Redneck

I live on a small farm In Iowa, USA with pasture maggots (sheep) and a few other horses. I was bought because of my wonderful teeth and have lived there ever since. Everyone LOVES my SMILE :)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Whoa cool teeth, they are like awesomish, did you try to eat those fingers :) I would have. Thanks for stopping by and showing us yer gob and stuff

Roger (Boogies Pines)

Hi Bazz, it's Roger again, my Mom wanted to put up a picture of me looking like you......you know in the way we like to "hunt" for food. I think we look a little alike, but I don't have any white on me. Of course we are both handsome and the kings of our paddocks. If you were in Canada we could rule all the horses!!!!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Haha it's you again, frozen yer nuts off yet? Must be getting cold there now cos it's getting warm here now. That means it's hunting time for me and sleepy time for you

Pamela Pali

Hi Bazzy, I'm Pamela Pali and I live with Harley in America. My human mom calls me Mama because she thinks I'm so sweet and mommy like (pfffft, boy do I have her fooled - I'm quite the party girl for my age *wink*). I used to be a broodmare but since I came to live here I get to just hang out with my herd and much hay and grass all the time and maybe carry around a pygmy once in a while or go on a short trail ride. They're ok humans I guess. Ssshhh don't tell Harley (he's the jealous type) but I have a crush on you. I can't help it, I have a thing for big strappin TB's. I better go....love your site! Kiss kiss!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hiiiiiii Pamela, you can be my broodmare if you want :) I love Hamericans they have that crazy "not from around these here parts are ya boy" thingy going on.

Wilbur

My Mom says I am a smoooth ride; my job is to take her on trail rides up in the mountains around here. Sometimes we stay out ALL NIGHT! ( IambraveIambraveIambrave)

BAZZ RATING 10/10

That looks soooo cold. I'm not allowed to saty out at night cos I get too scared and want to go home :) Actually it's cos I love my food too much hehe.

SnoopyBlue

Evening Bazz ... you Handsome Thing You!!
I am SnoopyBlue, Klyde's little Sis. I love to race circles around him in the paddock and giggle when he takes a country mile to turn around. You are so fast, I know you could keep up.
I also had a bad start and the same kind people saved me. My Dad found me on the Whinny-Net. When I grow up, I am going to be a trail horse and explore new territory. But for now, I get to be pretty and eat peppermints, cookies, and carrots. I'll share if you come visit! ... but don't tell the Boyz -- They get kinda jealous if I talk to other handsome blokes!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Snoopy snoopy blue, where are you? Hehe that was like scooby dooby do. Err yes whateverrrr, sorry about that I got carried away for a second then. Peppermints, yum I'm on my way now I luffs those. Muhawwww

Bella (Rivington Arabella)

hey stud, i live in Finniss, South Ausie, hobbies include, dumping my human, playing catch me if you can and pony rides for the pygmies(i actually prefer them to the big types, must be cos i'm closer to their
height!) just had a visit to my stud boyfriend sparky(my first boyfriend who still had his balls!) so hopefully this time next year i will be a mum for the first time! will keep you posted on my growing belly!
xxx Bella

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Ahhh you should have said, I'd have come over and sorted you out, oh well too late now :) Anyway I think the border is still closed hehe. I tried that catch me if you can with my Dad, I'm hopeless at it though cos he just gets a handfull of food and I give in every time

Norman (Stormin'Norman)

Hiya Bazz you are fab. I never raced because my dad says I'm as useful as a chocolate teapot (he really loves chocolate so that must mean I'm so fast I would've won everything) I think we look alike waddya reckon cept you're more handsome n me! I live with Buffy, don't be fooled by the size she is really scary..yikes she heard me I'm in for it now ....gtg

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Chocolate teapot? That sounds yummy. My Dad says I'm as usefull as an ashtray on a motorbike, I think he means I'm really quick cos motorbikes are fast. Check out my photos on the website, I have a pic of me that looks just like you :)

Klyde

Evenin' Bazzy! I am a tall, bay TB that had a bad start in life. Lucky for me kind people saved my life and my Mum found me on the Whinny-Net. I have a big brother and a beautiful little sis. She says you are way cute!!

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Klyde. I can't remember much from when I was young but I know the people that looked after me when I was a foal were really nice, my old Mum Amy was really good to me too. I guess I have been lucky and now you have 'Umans that love you too, you can kick back and have a nice time eh

Lady

hello, my name is Lady. I was a racehorse once, but those chute things were really awful. I enjoy long walks in the pasture, sniffing noses at the fenceline, and my boyfriend Clark. This picture is of me and my mom's boyfriend.

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Hi Lady how ya going, your pretty tall for a lady, almost as tall as me. I hope you don'y have equine flu, lots of horses here have that and they are always sniffing and stuff too :)

Gate Farm's Kiss This

Hey Bazz, Mom says you have scads more horse pictures on the hot to trot page so you need another donkey or 2 or 3. I live in West Virginia with that jennet Arco featured here, my brother and best bud Nightly, my dad and 12 other donkeys. I was going to be mom's next super star following in my dad's hoofprints but mom said I was shooting blanks, a dud as a stud, so I got my bits cut off. This is my "jacks behaving badly" photo. Mom and I were doing a demo at a big horse expo and to keep my lily white ass clean mom hadn't let me roll in THREE DAYS!! I really wanted to roll in the arena and when mom wouldn't let me I had a little hissy fit. Mom said if there wasn't all those people around we would have had a come to Jesus meeting over such unacceptable behavior but the crowd just thought it was part of the act, silly people!!! LOL LOL Mom doesn't cut patterns in my coat, she paints a big red kiss on my butt when we go out. Maybe so mom wont forget my name??? You wouldn't believe how many people want their picture taken kissing my ass! Love your blog! Kiss

BAZZ RATING 10/10

Shut it Donkey! You look awesome by the way :) Not had a Donkey on here for a while. Thanks so much for dropping in.

Buffy (the vegetation slayer)

I live with Saxon and Cherish near Bendigo.
I have a long posh name Arapaho White Dove but I prefer Buffy. I am really fast just ask my mum cos thats when she calls me all my other names and dad calls me feral Beryl
He must have confused me with another stunning pony that is really really fast (to the feed bin) I love you Bazz you are nearly as good as hay.